Советский Союз в анекдотах глазами иностранцев

[vadimus]

Subj, собственно.

[Apasholimenos]

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Клевые анекдоты!
Взять хотя бы:

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Christopher Columbus was the first Marxist-Leninist. When he set out, he didn't know where he was going; when he got there, he didn't know where he was; and he did it all on someone else's money...

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Two russian jews talking:
- Abram, why are you saving money ? Don't you know that we are going to the Communism and when we get there no one will need any money at all.
- I am saving for my way back.

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Q. What's the difference between a Christian and a Communist?
A. A Christian believes what's mine is yours, a Communist what's yours is mine

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A Jew was stranded in a Moscow trainstop and needed to find a telephone. He asked the man next to him "are you anti-semitic?" and the man quickly replied "of course not, what an awfull thing to ask." The stranded Jew asked several more Russians the same question, but they denied being racist. Then he asked a man, "Comrade, are you anti-semitic?" and he replied, "hell yes, I can't stand them!" The Jew looked at him for a moment and said, "finally an honest man, here would you watch my luggage while I go find a payphone?"

и т. д.

P. S. C праздником, дорогие товарищи!