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[singer]

Может попробую. Я как раз...того... очень даже.... поэтому и хочу

И ето пра-а-альна!!! Это ВЕСНА,Маугли!!! Я канешна не Киплинг,но - от всего сердца поздравляю Вас и ВСЕХ очаровательных Дам нашего (Сергей ,без ревности ,я метафоричессски ) форума с праздником весны,радости и любви!!! Девчата,всех Вам благ и всего,всего самого наилучшего!!!

[Puteshestvennica]

Так приятно! Спасибо!

[Oleg]

праздником весны,радости и любви

"International Women's day" is a Socialist political event.

I am disgusted beyond words.

[Puteshestvennica]

праздником весны,радости и любви

"International Women's day" is a Socialist political event.

I am disgusted beyond words.

Oleg

this is for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDghe7j1Tt4

[Oleg]

In Canada and the U.S., women already have the same rights as men. IWDay has nothing to do with women's rights. It has everything to do with Socialism.

To answer the question "would there be war if women had the same rights as men", keep in mind that there will always be countries where women Don't have the same rights as men. Enough said. [In case it was actually not enough, think about what the male voters in those other countries will do, once they find out that the voters in your country voted to weaken your army.]

"Many unstable countries do not allow women to vote." They are implying that this implies that women will vote for stability. It is a well known fact that correlation does not say anything about causation.

That clip is an insult to one's intelligence. It is also "hate speech", as it implies that one group of people is somehow superior to another group of people.

[Puteshestvennica]

Oleg и вас с праздником Не забудьте своей любимой цветы купить!

[Oleg]

Oleg и вас с праздником Не забудьте своей любимой цветы купить!

Luckily for me, I am in a relationship where the most romantic thing I do is pay for her gasoline whenever she pays me a visit. She lives in another town.

[Me]

Oleg и вас с праздником Не забудьте своей любимой цветы купить!

Luckily for me, I am in a relationship where the most romantic thing I do is pay for her gasoline whenever she pays me a visit. She lives in another town.

Высокие, высокие отношения!!

[Oleg]

Is there a reason why "высокие отношения" is something one should strive for? Value is determined by supply and demand. Most women are looking for "высокие отношения". There is an endless supply of those women. As a result, I consider a relationship with such a woman to be worthless. It is hard to find a woman who is not looking for "высокие отношения". There are more men who don't want to be part of "высокие отношения", than there are women. So these women are precious, and the men who manage to find one of these women are the lucky ones.

[Oleg]

I just remembered an old joke.

"What is the similarity between some women and a condom?

Both spend most of the time in your wallet, and very little time on your ..."

Personally, my goal is to minimize the ratio
(time spent in my wallet)/(time spent on ...)

Happy March 8th, everyone!

[Me]

Ага, еще в твою копилку
Любовница это как пуля со смещенным центром, сначала попадает в сердце, потом бьет по карману, а потом вылезает боком.

Как хорошо, что мы все это постим не в специальном топике про 8 Марта! А Sergey нас простит за оффтоп, я надеюсь

[Oleg]

Every guy who does something special for his partner on March 8th, should let her know about the significance of March 14th.

{warning, the link below is not safe for work}
http://www.SteakAndBJDay.com/

"March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it."

[яна]

"March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

примитивно как-то...чесслово
и что за обида такая на "слабый пол"?

[Sergey]

А Sergey нас простит за оффтоп, я надеюсь

Не, так не годится.
Этот топик был создан для другой темы.

[Oleg]

примитивно как-то...чесслово

I think that flowers, cards, and special nights on the town are ridiculous, bizarre, and unnecessary. And, surely, I am not the only one to think this.

и что за обида такая на "strong пол", that causes you to say "примитивно как-то...чесслово", after you find out that this is all many of the guys really want?

[Nadin]

вот интересно, Олег, что Вы будете делать, когда станете немощным и предложить что-то во "взаимовыгодных" отношениях уже не сможете, а без помощи со стороны жить не сможете? Детей у Вас не будет, партнера по жизни тоже...

[ViRuCa]

Ой, Надин, а с нами что будет? Мужчины живут меньше женщин, и дети есть не у всех. Я уже не говорю про несчастные случаи и скоротечные смертельные болезни, которые могут посетить любую семью. Так что к тому времени как мы станем немощными и у нас близких (мужа/детей) может не оказаться.

[Serega]

вот интересно, Олег, что Вы будете делать

Няню наймет молодую, что канадцы и делают

[Oleg]

Детей у Вас не будет, партнера по жизни тоже...

I should be ok, as long as I don't suffer a stroke. To minimize my chance of having a stroke, I no longer add salt to my food (I eat mostly vegetables).

The money that I didn't waste on children, can be used to pay for a good nursing home. I looked into this. Most people overestimate the risk of ending up in a nursing home. They also overestimate the amount of time they can expect to spend in a nursing home. The reality is that an average person requires help and can't live on his or her own for less than 2 years.

A lot of people become disabled in old age because of a stoke. Many strokes can be prevented. Other people become disabled because of dementia. But you are not going to understand anything, so who cares about what happens to you when you get dementia! It will be your body there in the nursing home, but it will no longer be you.

In 50 years, they might have robots that will take care of the elderly. Imagine - throwing your life away (by living with a partner), only to realize that there was no reason to do that. That an affordable robot could take better care of you better than your partner could. Finally, people discount the future. A good 50 years now, are worth X bad years 50 years from now (where X is much smaller than 50).

Women tend to live a lot longer than men. If you are female, and if you care about your golden years, it makes more sense for you to stay single. This is basically a bet about which person will become ill first, and which person will have to take care of the other person. My guess is that the odds are something like 1 to 5, and the odds favour the men. If you have a male partner, the most likely outcome is that you will spend years changing his diapers, and THEN you will face the prospect of "dying alone". So why not skip the part with the diapers, and spend those years having fun on cruise ships instead?!

[Sergey]

Не,
я сейчас умру от этих подкастоненавистников.
Это ж надо - испортить такую важную тему!